Why Choose Us?

Oh my! You ummm...you made it this far...So yea...I really figured you'd be like "oh wow, oh cool", click an item or two, BUY IT, and go on about your merry way...but nooooo. You want mission statements, core values and shxt. Ok bet. *Clears throat*

Umm, so here @ MoVE DoPE we're gonna give you quality stuff. What stuff you ask? Well...mostly stuff I think is DOPE AF, you silly goose. "Essentials" (is what i like to call them) to get you threw the everyday life. Essentials to improve your quality of life. Essentials to smoke, drink, party, study, vibe & play with. Think of us as a novelty shop or sumthin, idk. All of our products are made right here on Earth!! AND come jam packed with good vibes, sprinkled with "not today Satan" and coated with are patent "IDGAF formula". Yeah, betcha didn't know that part. Impressive, I know.

Look...this planet can REALLY suck sometimes. Let's just do are best to make it a "lil" better. Thanks for stopping by and getting to know us a tad. Like I always say, "A pickled cucumber is just a pickle"  

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I used to hate cats... now they're alright with me...

@voxycovaine
local celebrity

Look, there's nothing better than getting what you want....except this... and trust me...you want this. 

@llora_c
local dealer

At first, I couldn't walk. I literally used to crawl everywhere...now I can. You do the math.

Anonymous
local baby

Not only am I post-apocalypse ready... I'm pre-apocalypse ready. 

Thanks Move Dope.

John Doe
doomsday prepper